Stole this from AskStarlightBridge because I thought this was funny xD
1. Go to Random Pokemon Generator
2. Set to "All regions" & "All Types"
3.Put it on "Generation 1"
4. Tag once finished
1. This Pokémon is your best friend:
Well... being on the PC a lot that's kinda true xD
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
....Fertilizer...that's the key to impress that
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
...Uhm... well one could do some experimenting with that poison xD
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you:
I always hated those monkeys... now I know why 8l
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
Who am I married with therefor?!
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:
7. This Pokémon is your ex:
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment:
Watch the skies traveler....
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
Awwww *snuggles back* *_*
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake:
LOL after snuggling with me I guess?
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night:
Shocking news indeed...
12. This Pokémon punched your mom:
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and steal your shoes:
What do YOU need shoes for?!
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:
I have hands of steel! Oh no wait...wasn't steel kinda weak against rock? XD
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:
Pretty little butterfly *-*
16. This Pokémon reads you bedtime stories:
I still dislike monkeys 8l
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:
Now I can live with that But don't evolve oó
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:
.......I haven't been at the dentist for quite some time now... he changed a little xD
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:
..sweet dreams 8I
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
Gaaaah rats 8l
21. This Pokémon plays you in an alternate universe:
That would be a jigglypuff unable to sing. Yay.
22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:
It...what? It doesn't even have hands!
24. This Pokémon is the first Pokémon you will encounter:
Oh look... a football... with eyes...and spikes...8l
25. This Pokémon will take care of you when you're unable to:
Doesn't Drifblim guide kids to the next world after death or something? 8l
26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:
HOW? Does it drop on my head or what? o_O
27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:
...I don't have any hats. Good luck with that xD
28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:
Oh look! Batman!
29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:
Sounds legit xD
30. This Pokémon will be in charge of tags:
Allright TwainKitty is it then.Otherwise Tyrantrum will eat her